Kiss me, I'm Irish!

Well, part Scott-Irish that tis! Today is St. Paddy's Day, so if ye'r Irish, join the celebratin' fer the grandest time ta' be had! I'm wearin' me green, and mama made an o'l shamrock, but chewed on it a lil' wee bit. And fer this occasion, I had me some smashed peas. Let's go find a four-leaf clover, do a little jig, and find me a pot o' gold!
Now where's that leprechaun with my magically delicious pint of milk?